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PostSubject: Pick Up Lines   Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:58 am

Thought everyone could participate with this topic. It'll prob get those boring people to start posting.

So, you know the drill; stupid pick up lines. I'll start first.

Are you exhausted,
because you been running through my mind the whole day.

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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:59 am

I think that's the most corniest line I've been hearing most of the time...especially how these old men I meet out in the bars.

But, you can't beat those actual stupid pick-up lines I get from guys, that sometimes they don't even realize they just brain-farted...I was asked once in a malt shop when I was seated right beside my friend and thought..."aw,poor guy...he must be gay"... but when I heard someone asked me the 2nd time around @ McD's when I was alone when my friend went to the restroom, I completely just stopped in my tracks, and I swear I almost choked on my french fry. It ain't quite funny and I usually have a sarcastic remark for every corny pick-up line out there but, when a guy comes up to you and asks..."HEY! NICE SHOES!! DO THEY HAVE THOSE IN MEN'S SIZE??" What the hell do you say?? *Hahahahah!!*
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:28 pm

Say, "maybe, but mens sizes are big, they wouldn't fit your tiny little feet." Hahahaha!!!

Or howz about "Yeah, why, are they for your boyfriend."
Hahaha!!!

Okay okay. Lets get back to the topic.

I got another one.

Did it hurt,
when you fell from heaven? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:42 pm

You have a quarter??
I promised to call my mom as soon as I found love!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:43 pm

Nice legs!
What time do they open??
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:43 pm

Hi, I'm a photographer...I've been looking for a face like yours!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:44 pm

Go on...don't be shy...ask me out!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:48 pm

Your daddy must be a baker...
Cuz those buns looks as good as they've been baked from the oven!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:59 pm

Is your name Skittles?
Cuz I'm looking forward to taste the rainbow!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:46 am

kelia_mei wrote:
Nice legs!
What time do they open??

OMG! i can't stop laughing! this is sSOo corny!!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:48 am

lucky me. men don't use those corny pick-up lines on me Wink all they have to do is just make a compliment about my looks and i'm hooked! (sometimes. uh, i guess it does matter if he is good looking or not).
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:06 am

Hahaha!!!

I lost my phone number,
Can I borrow yours?

Hehehe!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:18 am

*LOL!!!*

The word of the day is "legs".
Let's go back to my place and spread the word!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:20 am

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:21 am

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:09 am

Wow Che...you must go out alot...:-)
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:11 am

Hahaha! She also goes on the internet alot. Hahaha!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:52 am

Yah...it beats listening to broken records all day long!
You should know!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:57 am

vgtamayo wrote:
Wow Che...you must go out alot...:-)


Naaw...
I used to hang around construction workers...you hear alot of b.s. when they get drunk after work.
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Sat Jun 16, 2007 5:02 am

Dam!!! You coulda made money and sued the company for sexual harrassment. I know it was the contruction workers, but the company is also liable for their employees actions.

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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:40 pm

kelia_mei wrote:
vgtamayo wrote:
Wow Che...you must go out alot...:-)


Naaw...
I used to hang around construction workers...you hear alot of b.s. when they get drunk after work.

damn. if you've heard a lot of these b.s. lines, have any of them actually worked?! and please tell me those guys are hot. if not, then i'll know why. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:21 am

lyrajean wrote:
kelia_mei wrote:
vgtamayo wrote:
Wow Che...you must go out alot...:-)




Naaw...
I used to hang around construction workers...you hear alot of b.s. when they get drunk after work.

damn. if you've heard a lot of these b.s. lines, have any of them actually worked?! and please tell me those guys are hot. if not, then i'll know why. Razz

Hot construction workers on Guam... lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! Thats hilarious. Their either chads or fobs, skinny as hell, with beer guts. If not that, they are really skinny, korean breath smelling old men. lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:05 pm

Hahahah!!!
Gawd! Sorry...you only see Hot-lookin construction workers in pin-up calendars.
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:07 pm

I just heard this one recently......

Gurl, I may not be Fred Flinstone....
....but I can make your bed rock!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:01 pm

A HAHAHA.


ha.

lol!
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