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lyrajean
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:35 pm

cmaravilla wrote:
Hahaha!!!

I lost my phone number,
Can I borrow yours?

Hehehe!!!

i saw someone wearing a t-shirt that also had a similar print:
I lost my number,
Can I have yours?
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:21 am

Hahahaha! I've heard that line in high school.

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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:22 am

Good Ones Che.... I almost fell off my chair. I'm still cracking up while typing this... even my co-workers were cracking up. lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

I can't seem to come up with one... Che blew me away bom lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:00 am

El. Get your co-workers to register on the forum.

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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:56 pm

okay...this is not really corny...but I think it sounds alittle desperate...I have recently started dating again & have numerous suitors ---Ha!! that was a joke BTW...anyways...this guy that works @ the hospital with me has been asking me out...& I've been kinda putting him off b/c he kinda has more baggage than I'd like to carry...with that being said...I mentioned that to him & he said...

"C'mon, I know I have baggage...but just give me a chance...at least go out with me."

I guess it's flattering...but it also sounds alittle Stalkerish??? Maybe He just wants sex!! Hahaha!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:09 pm

Oh...I just thought of another one...I went on a date with this guy who teaches guitar...I didn't want to go out with him again but he kept bugging me for another date & I kept pretty much blowing him off...he made one last ditch phone call & said...(I let it go to voicemail) "I just wanted to know if you were interested in a free guitar lesson, after that I'd have to charge." Wow! Guys are so smooth!!! Not! I never called him back & he hasn't called since.
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:14 am

HAHA!! good one viv! yeah, guys can be SOOO forward nowadays.
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:54 am

Hahahaha!!!! I feel so embarassed for the dude.

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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:56 am

How's this....

"Do you know Karate... cause your body is kickin"!

Although I can't say that this happened to me, saw it on a commercial last night. drunken
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:49 pm

elenmae wrote:
How's this....

"Do you know Karate... cause your body is kickin"!

Although I can't say that this happened to me, saw it on a commercial last night. drunken


Ha! I love it!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:43 am

I just got this one this past weekend....

Him: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "No"
Him: "Do you want one?"
Me: "No"
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:39 am

vgtamayo wrote:
I just got this one this past weekend....

Him: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "No"
Him: "Do you want one?"
Me: "No"

HAHAHA! omg, did this really happen?!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:58 am

vgtamayo wrote:
I just got this one this past weekend....

Him: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "No"
Him: "Do you want one?"
Me: "No"

HAHA!

Vivi, I'm surprised you weren't meaner than that! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:51 am

lyrajean wrote:
vgtamayo wrote:
I just got this one this past weekend....

Him: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "No"
Him: "Do you want one?"
Me: "No"

HAHAHA! omg, did this really happen?!


Yup...It sure did! Hard to believe huh!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:57 am

ai villanueva wrote:
vgtamayo wrote:
I just got this one this past weekend....

Him: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "No"
Him: "Do you want one?"
Me: "No"

HAHA!

Vivi, I'm surprised you weren't meaner than that! Twisted Evil


I know! I think he figured out how lame that was cause he looked pretty embarrassed after he said it. Plus he wasn't being a jerk so I decided to spare him. tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:13 pm

I find it hard to beleive you didn't laugh in his face. LMAO!

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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:08 pm

hey, more pick-up lines....

the all too common

1. 'what's your sign'
2. 'pardon me, i seem to have lost my number, can i borrow yours?'

these are funny

3. 'you must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet'
4. 'do you have a license? because you're driving me crazy'
5. 'i gotta thirst and baby, you look like my gatorade'
6. 'are you lost? because heaven's a long way from here'
7. 'are you religious? because you're the answer to all my prayers'
8. 'can i take your picture? i want santa to know exactly what i want for christmas'
9. 'do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?'
10. 'well, here i am. what are your other two wishes?'
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:45 pm

liza wrote:
hey, more pick-up lines....

the all too common

1. 'what's your sign'
2. 'pardon me, i seem to have lost my number, can i borrow yours?'

these are funny

3. 'you must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet'
4. 'do you have a license? because you're driving me crazy'
5. 'i gotta thirst and baby, you look like my gatorade'
6. 'are you lost? because heaven's a long way from here'
7. 'are you religious? because you're the answer to all my prayers'
8. 'can i take your picture? i want santa to know exactly what i want for christmas'
9. 'do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?'
10. 'well, here i am. what are your other two wishes?'

HEY! did you by chance get this info from MSN.com yesterday?
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:32 pm

lyrajean wrote:
liza wrote:
hey, more pick-up lines....

the all too common

1. 'what's your sign'
2. 'pardon me, i seem to have lost my number, can i borrow yours?'

these are funny

3. 'you must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet'
4. 'do you have a license? because you're driving me crazy'
5. 'i gotta thirst and baby, you look like my gatorade'
6. 'are you lost? because heaven's a long way from here'
7. 'are you religious? because you're the answer to all my prayers'
8. 'can i take your picture? i want santa to know exactly what i want for christmas'
9. 'do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?'
10. 'well, here i am. what are your other two wishes?'

HEY! did you by chance get this info from MSN.com yesterday?


yeah... get a new home page! anyways, how bout this one...

'strawberries or blueberries? why? i just want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning'
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:44 am

liza wrote:
yeah... get a new home page!

a new home page? nevah! msn rulz baby! oh, did you check out the new video liiiizzzaa?? affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:40 am

Hehehe!!! Good ones.

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PostSubject: Re: Pick Up Lines   Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:10 pm

lyrajean wrote:
liza wrote:
yeah... get a new home page!

a new home page? nevah! msn rulz baby! oh, did you check out the new video liiiizzzaa?? affraid


That's not me... Shocked
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