Pick Up Lines

Thought everyone could participate with this topic. It'll prob get those boring people to start posting.

So, you know the drill; stupid pick up lines. I'll start first.

Are you exhausted,
because you been running through my mind the whole day.

I think that's the most corniest line I've been hearing most of the time...especially how these old men I meet out in the bars.

But, you can't beat those actual stupid pick-up lines I get from guys, that sometimes they don't even realize they just brain-farted...I was asked once in a malt shop when I was seated right beside my friend and thought..."aw,poor guy...he must be gay"... but when I heard someone asked me the 2nd time around @ McD's when I was alone when my friend went to the restroom, I completely just stopped in my tracks, and I swear I almost choked on my french fry. It ain't quite funny and I usually have a sarcastic remark for every corny pick-up line out there but, when a guy comes up to you and asks..."HEY! NICE SHOES!! DO THEY HAVE THOSE IN MEN'S SIZE??" What the hell do you say?? *Hahahahah!!*

Say, "maybe, but mens sizes are big, they wouldn't fit your tiny little feet." Hahahaha!!!

Or howz about "Yeah, why, are they for your boyfriend."
Hahaha!!!

Okay okay. Lets get back to the topic.

I got another one.

Did it hurt,
when you fell from heaven?

You have a quarter??
I promised to call my mom as soon as I found love!

Nice legs!
What time do they open??

Hi, I'm a photographer...I've been looking for a face like yours!

Go on...don't be shy...ask me out!

Your daddy must be a baker...
Cuz those buns looks as good as they've been baked from the oven!

Is your name Skittles?
Cuz I'm looking forward to taste the rainbow!

kelia_mei wrote:

Nice legs!
What time do they open??

OMG! i can't stop laughing! this is sSOo corny!!

lucky me. men don't use those corny pick-up lines on me all they have to do is just make a compliment about my looks and i'm hooked! (sometimes. uh, i guess it does matter if he is good looking or not).

Hahaha!!!

I lost my phone number,
Can I borrow yours?

Hehehe!!!

*LOL!!!*

The word of the day is "legs".
Let's go back to my place and spread the word!

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Wow Che...you must go out alot...:-)

Hahaha! She also goes on the internet alot. Hahaha!!!

Yah...it beats listening to broken records all day long!
You should know!

vgtamayo wrote:

Wow Che...you must go out alot...:-)

Naaw...
I used to hang around construction workers...you hear alot of b.s. when they get drunk after work.

Dam!!! You coulda made money and sued the company for sexual harrassment. I know it was the contruction workers, but the company is also liable for their employees actions.

kelia_mei wrote:

vgtamayo wrote:

Wow Che...you must go out alot...:-)

Naaw...
I used to hang around construction workers...you hear alot of b.s. when they get drunk after work.

damn. if you've heard a lot of these b.s. lines, have any of them actually worked?! and please tell me those guys are hot. if not, then i'll know why.

lyrajean wrote:

kelia_mei wrote:

vgtamayo wrote:

Wow Che...you must go out alot...:-)

Naaw...
I used to hang around construction workers...you hear alot of b.s. when they get drunk after work.

damn. if you've heard a lot of these b.s. lines, have any of them actually worked?! and please tell me those guys are hot. if not, then i'll know why.

Hot construction workers on Guam... Thats hilarious. Their either chads or fobs, skinny as hell, with beer guts. If not that, they are really skinny, korean breath smelling old men.

Hahahah!!!
Gawd! Sorry...you only see Hot-lookin construction workers in pin-up calendars.

I just heard this one recently......

Gurl, I may not be Fred Flinstone....
....but I can make your bed rock!

A HAHAHA.


ha.